In response to the backlash against Hallmark for creating wedding cards for gay marriage (which I mentioned before) here are a few tongue-quite-firmly-in-cheek suggestions for what kinds of cards the Fundies could create to reassert their claims to marriage. There are more where these came from but many are just a bit too out there for me to repeat.
"Congratulations in your real marriage."
"Congratulations to the groom and his new property."
"Glad to see the dowry was adequate."
"To the happy couple. Here's hoping your ex-gay therapy holds."
"May your breeding produce many children."
Or, as Karen Walker said at Grace Adler's TV wedding "Some people actually DO buy the cow!"
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