Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Spoiler alert: this superfood is trending

The Lake Superior State University Unicorn Hunters have released their annual list of words that should be banned due to overuse or uselessness. This year's list:

* Fiscal cliff -- this one should be obvious.

* Kick the can down the road -- what happened to "postpone?"

* Double down -- let's get back to "reaffirm" before this morphs into "quadruple down."

* Job creators -- euphemism for "employment minimizers."

* Passionate -- food tastes like sawdust unless it is cooked with passion?

* YOLO, You Only Live Once -- legitimizes risky behavior.

* Spoiler alert -- proclaims one has trivial information to be shared no matter what.

* Bucket list -- a grim and selfish way to look at the world.

* Trending -- "trend" isn't a verb and needs a direction.

* Superfood -- food is either healthful or it isn't.

* Boneless wings -- how about "chicken pieces"?

* Guru -- this is not a generic term for "expert."

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