"This is the part of my speech where I share some inspirational quotes I found on Google," said Bell County High School valedictorian Ben Bowling in his speech. " 'Don't just get involved. Fight for your seat at the table. Better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table.' — Donald J. Trump."There is some speculation that young Mr. Bowling will be leaving town promptly, will knock the dust from his shoes, and will never return.
The crowd burst into applause.
"Just kidding," Bowling said. "That was Barack Obama."
The 18-year-old valedictorian said the crowd quickly went silent.
"The crowd erupted in applause and before they could even finish clapping I said I was kidding and the applause quickly died," Bowling said.
Monday, June 4, 2018
Trolling graduation
The valedictorian trolled his graduation ceremony! Bell County is in southeast Kentucky, an area that voted 80% for the nasty guy. From USA Today:
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