No story or song without violating the Top Ten

A high school putting on the musical Falsettos? It has so many gay characters. Who would want the parts? But the director put out the casting call -- and had 50 applicants. Fundie heads, of course, exploded. But what "traditional" musical doesn't violate the ten commandments in a half dozen different ways? Guys and Dolls, for example, has gambling, binge drinking, and premarital sex.