Thursday, February 21, 2019

Take Montana. Please.

There are a lot of online petitions. I get a few in my inbox every day. Sometimes a few go viral. From CBS News:
An online petition to sell the state of Montana to Canada for $1 trillion has gone viral. The Change.org petition has more than 8,000 signatures so far. “We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the petition. “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”

A few of the comments on the blog Joe My God:

From Idaho: Take us too!

From a Canadian: We’re not interested. The land is infested with Americans. Like bedbugs. We’d need to fumigate first.

From New Zealand:
We could take it. They're already a bunch of sheep-shaggers. They'll feel right at home. Unfortunately they'll get universal healthcare, good public education, a proportional representation system of government. And sensible gun legislation. … You guys are paying shipping.

Gary: Add Oklahoma free with purchase.

That brought a reply from Toronto: “No Oklahoma, never, no way, nuh uh, nope, will not happen.”

from aagold76: “Throw in North Dakota while you're at it- do we really need 2 Dakotas?”

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