Living next door to the Lesters for nearly twelve years now, Mrs. Nestor, fully aware of her husband’s fondness for pulchritudinous posteriors, was unable to deter Chester Nestor’s constant quest for Mr. Lester’s sister Hester’s monster keister.
Jeff Flegel
Racine, WI
That's one of the Miscellaneous Dishonorable Mentions from this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest. It's also the one that got the biggest laugh out of me. Yeah, the contest awarded it's dubious prizes last April, but it was only today (while perusing my bookmarks) that I thought to check. The rest of this year's winners are here.
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